A fantastic life changing cartoon that was aired on Nickelodeon during the 90s. It was later purchased by the Disney Corporation and went completely downhill thereafter.
The show "Doug" marks the trials and tribulations of a ten-haired, big nosed, green vest wearing, 11 year old boy with a humouous middle name (Yancey). Douglas Yancey Funnie (his full name) lives in a town called Bluffington with his family and faithful dog named none other than Porkchop. One of Doug's favorite activities includes writing in his journal and hanging out at the Honkerburger with his best friend Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentine. Skeeter is an odd creature at best. At first glance, he is a blue colored semi-retarded suburban child who can make an unlimited amount of odd sounds. His trademark sound being a "honk honk" noise, if you will. However, in one episode we learn that Skeeter is in fact a certified genius.
Doug and Skeeter, as well as almost every child in Bluffington, are madly in love with the famous rock group called The Beets. The Beets are responsible for such decade defining hits as "I need more allowance", "Killer Tofu", "Shout your lungs out", and "Where's my sock?".
Doug was indeed a brilliant show that was way beyond it's time. It defined my childhood as well as millions of other childrens'. Doug's Nickelodeon years were the happiest times of his life. He never grew up, always wore shorts, and inched ever so close to finally winning the heart of his mulatto love interest, Patti Mayonnaise. However, once Doug moved on over to Disney, he changed drastically. His personality was completely altered, not to mention he changed his clothes quite often. This move was a shock and a horrible mistake. The only proper thing to do now is to kill Doug off for he has been tainted by the poison tentacles of the Disney Corporation.
Doug is so fucking hot that I want to have hot nasty kinky sex with him for an entire month.
The classic "boy next door" whom everyone loves, and gets along with. He has it all. He is handsome, talented, intelligent, popular and kind. He's the type of guy that you trust completely and can tell anything to. Everyone crushes on him, and everyone wants to be his friend.
Although he may seem like he has everything going for him, he is usually very unhappy and self-conscious, but does a good job of hiding it. Since he is a pretty good liar, he may be an actor or a politician.
He may or may not have a rough/difficult home life.
He has sought love and found it in all the wrong places. He could potentially fall in love with, and spend the rest of his life with, his best friend.
Ultimately, he has a good heart, the right intentions, and the spunk to make something of himself someday.
The young man on the billboard was handsome, vibrant, and carefree. This was far from the truth. He was Doug
: young, scared, and fighting for answers.
A chain smoking Scottish cunt from Canberra
Shut the fuck up Doug you are such a cunt.
The one boy that drives you crazy..but the good crazy.. if that's possible..
Either way, you like it.
May apply to boys OR girls, it is not limited to one gender. ANYONE can have a doug
Any or all of the examples(below) apply to dougs, each one has their own unique circumstances
the weirdest boy you'll ever meet, yet you can't seem to get them our of your head.
even when you ARE talking to them, you miss them, and you think about them constantly
basically the only boy that can make you cry, but the only one that really knows how to make you genuinely smile, at the same time
the one that you can say the stupidest thing to without feeling stupid
the one with no awkward silences
you fight constantly, but it always works itself out
when friends never have to ask what boy you are currently smitten with, because it will always be the same
when your biggest fear is losing said doug, whether by death or by having a large falling out
you have embarassing nicknames for each other
you play question games and end up answering the questions you ask..
you know each other so well, to the point that you don't know each other at all (or so you say)
you try to distract yourself with other people but always end up running back to this person
you probably hate(or they hate you) part of his family, such as a sibling
your friends tell you that you light up when talking about said person
your dad(or mom) tell you that they look like various cartoon characters i.e. hercules or flick(a bug's life)
they seem to be nice to everyone BUT you (you're the receiving end of many breakdowns and/or screamfests/insults)
they are also completely closed up to anyone but you. mysterious
your friends end up hating them because it's so confusing, unless they have a ...
1. A sexy beast.
2. The person everyone hates but has to be around.
3. Someone who is quiet to strangers but wont shut up around friends.
4. The one you share everything with knowing they will never tell.
5. The person eveyone abuses and does nothing but laugh.
I wish I could tell Doug to go away but I'll just go looking for him.
Verb-Being an anti-cockblock; Helping all your friends get laid, while getting nothing for yourself; getting screwed over. (Negative connotation)
Man I'm so pissed, last weekend all these chicks were at my house, and I got douged, my friends all got some tang
, while I got the hand.
A person who plays more than the healthy amount of time on video games. Usually bitches about people calling him names and is louder than a damn howler monkey. His claim to fame is his Jew curls. His ancestry dates back to 1940's Germany and wakes up extra early to get his favorite treat, the Jew bagel. Most Importantly, he barks out his communist political ideology with no evidence to back it up. All in all, even though he can be annoying, people put up with his shit because it wouldn't be the same without him.
Hey dude, I was playing GTA last night and this dude killed me. Then when I tried, he hid in his apartment and went on battlefield 4.
-that's gay, he's such a doug