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Pronounced douche-E-A

A person who is an even bigger douchebag than your average run of the mill douchebag.
This guy I work with told me he just broke up with his online girlfriend and he told me he wanted to fuck anything that walks. Then he asked if i had any single friends. Later that day the doucheyer sent me a LinkedIn request with a winky face and his number and told me to text him sometime.
by Kesquire January 02, 2013
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