An obnoxious, self-absorbed assfuck
with a low intelligence quotient, the reputation of a two-faced backstabbing curmudgeon, and a pretentious, often God-delusional
, sense of self-worth. A doucheweed almost always has an exceptionally small penis, demonstrates terrible character, expresses polarizing
political views, and tells everyone the worst secrets told by "friends" in good faith. More often than not, a spoiled
, pretentious rich white teenager.
Wesley: Yes, absolutely, I completely believe that the recent attempted assassinations in Arizona were an acceptable expression of political dissent
People: God, what a doucheweed!
Wesley: (Car stopped by a police officer) Sir, what is your probable cause
Officer: Get out of the car and get naked you little doucheweed, I am calling in the drug dogs.
Wesley: If there is weed in my car, it's Catherine's fault.
Catherine: You doucheweed, I don't do drugs! YOU DO! Don't blame YOUR drug problems on your GIRLFRIEND.
Wesley: Shut up and take the blame bitch, I am going to succeed in life at the cost of your FREEDOM.
Officer: Weed found, both of you are going to jail.
Police Officer: That's what you get you little doucheweed! Sorry that you're dating such an ASSFUCK Catherine!
Catherine: (Sobbing) ME TOO!!!
A person who demonstrates the arrogant, annoying selfishness of a douchebag and the shady, low, slimy character of a dickweed. Not to be confused with a dickwagon. Definitely not a drug.
Johnny: A couple of my friends and I are going to smoke pot, want to join us guys?
Dirk: Yeah dude, let's go!
Kyle: Sure, I'll come, but then I'll call crimestoppers afterwards to make money because I really want to get into a good college.
Johnny (to Dirk): Isn't Kyle such a doucheweed? How does God even allow him to live?
A type of inhalant that douchebags are generally smoking when they are being "douchy".
Anti douche: wow you douchebag what are you smoking?
Douche: UHHH IMA DOOOCHHHHBAG
Anti douche: You're probably on doucheweed