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2. Douchetard
A person who is neither a "Douchebag" or a "Fucktard", but has qualities of both.
That dude is a total douchetard!
1. douchetard
An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.
That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.
by Mr. X Apr 4, 2005 share this
3. douchetard
A person with the combined characteristics of a douchebag and a retard.
"Douchebag + Retard = Douchetard"

"Dude quit being a douchetard and lemme borrow your car."

"Douchetard + Asswipe = Bush"
4. Douchetard
Noun. 1. A person who is both a douchebag and a retard.

2. One who is simply so stupid to be able to operate a disposable douch.
3. An incredibly irritating fuckwit.
'That douchetard really pisses me off!'

'You're know you're a real douchetard, don't you?'

'Did you see that douchetard at the bar last night? I wouldn't have pissed on someone that annoying if their hair was on fire!'
5. douchetard
An annoying perv who sneaks up behind you on the dance floor and, under the guise of "dancing", grinds his nasty dick against your ass.
That stupid douchetard wouldn't leave me alone, so I backhanded him across the nuts.
6. douchetard
a simple amallgamation of douche and a tard. usualy one asscociated with the US supreme court, or the US government and its officials
oh wow... george bush is SUCh a douchetard...
7. douchetard
One who is stupid or blinded by their arrogance; One that knows nothing.
"Aaron thinks he's better than me at drumset! What a DOUCHETARD!!
by Post-Toastee Sep 2, 2003 share this
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