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A person who is neither a "Douchebag" or a "Fucktard", but has qualities of both. That dude is a total douchetard!
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An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once. That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.
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A person with the combined characteristics of a douchebag and a retard. "Douchebag + Retard = Douchetard"
"Dude quit being a douchetard and lemme borrow your car." "Douchetard + Asswipe = Bush"
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A compound word describing both a douche and retard mixed together. Usually describing that of a person who has done something idiotic like. 1. You're such a douchetard!
2. Look at that douchetard over there trying to jump in the mud puddle. |
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The co-existence of douchebag and retard qualities in a person. Generally someone who fails to realize how stupid they are, and this lack of self awareness contributes to how amazingly annoying they are. Bob: 2 + 3 = 6
Joe: no, its 5 Bob: no, its 6 Joe: no, its 5 Bob: I'm not gonna argue with you, it's 6. Why don't you go back to school and learn arithmetic. Or better yet, just count it out on your fingers. Joe: You're such a douchetard |
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Douchetard is a combination of douchebag and retard. It works on so many levels because, when you are speaking to someone who is both a douchebag and a retard, you certainly don't want to lose any more time than you have to. As an added bonus for montrealers, douchetard is close enough to Couchetard that you'll say it without even noticing. Derek: Omg, did you see Demi Lovato's new hair?
Alice: Derek, you're such a fucking douchetard. |
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Contraction. A complete moron who does things that make them out to be more than a douchebag or a retard. A. "Man, I can't believe he sent you the wrong text message, and it was soooo awful"
B. "I can believe it. He is a douchetard". |
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