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The science and practice of being a douche at a whole other level.
Prior to becoming a governor, Scott Walker earned his PhD in doucherocketry.
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The practices used by someone who is a douche rocket.
Where's Tom?

He off somewhere, engaging in douche rocketry, no doubt.
by Dusty Buttons February 01, 2007
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