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1. KING OF THE DOUCHES!!!
2. Just the hugest douche that's ever lived. Quite literally, a vagina cleanser in a human's body
3. Any man who's ever said the word d-bag instead of douchebag
"Wow, he's such a major douche"
"Not only that, but he's a Doucheous Rex"
by Douche Expert March 12, 2009