Top Definition
The act of calling someone a douche for no good reason when you yourself is in fact the douche in the out come.
Tom: So I was at work today and some of my coffee spilled on my new jacket and everyone started laughing at me.

Mike: Wow that sucks.

Tom: Right, and if that wasn't bad enough Jerry in the cubical next to me called me a douche for no good reason.

Mike: Really he's such a "doucheocrite".
by Dmedina March 21, 2011

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