Top Definition
An insult that combines the pejorative term 'douche' - an obnoxious or egotistical person - and the general term 'haven' - a sanctuary or place of rest, with the result being a fairly poor insult that makes very little sense. This saying is generally used by fat kids, who will usually go on to use other words such as 'homeslice' and 'bro-sack'.
Person 1: "Man, that guy's such a douchenhaven."

Person 2: "..."
by Olliebrownnnn November 19, 2011

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