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What Jeff Rosenstock considers Matt Wixson. Matt Wixson is a douchecock, although it's not wise to offend him like I did.
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A person who is not only a douchebag but is cocky and arrogant also. These are those people that evereyone hates because they are peter puffers. These skig-skagbougieass bitches have an incredible ability to piss of large amounts of people. Usually are or are associated with Fucktards. Wes Jerman is a douchecock!!!!!
OHHH SHIT!!! I'M Surrounded by douchecocks and fucktards!!!!! 90% of people named Wes or Steven in Northern Virginia are douchecocks or fucktards |
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a derogatory term used to express great disgust for another person who is, in fact, a waste of life. 1. Jason is a douchecock
2. Jason, stop playing CS...ur being such a douchecock. 3. Did u just say douchecock?!? |
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Man: Hey, remember that kid at the party that was hitting on all our taken lady friends and making everyone feel uncomfortable?
Dude: Yeah, that guy was a total douchecock. |
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The term used to express great angst against a person or thing that has wronged you in some way, usually some asshole who takes pleasure in pissing people off, like Trolls. Facebook is being such a douchecock to me...just because i show a little bit of my boob doesn't mean they have to fuz it out.
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A person who inserts his penis into a woman and urinates, mimicking the function of an actual douche. Except it's piss. Douchecocks are gross and bad for women.
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1- A German fetish where the male wears a toothbrush condom to clean his woman's dirty, unwashed, unshaven, putrid, rancid smelling, fish odored, beastly cooch.
2- A person so asinine that douchebag is too good for them. Man, that's one hell of a douchecock. Your wife must have one clean vagina!
A frat guy. Or politician. |
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