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1. someone who believes that architecture students should not concentrate on studio, but rather spaghetti diagrams and duct sizes.
2. someone who writes a song entitled "caffeine", sung to the tune of eric clapton's "cocaine."
3. someone who teaches environmental systems 2 at the university of houston college of architecture.
4. someone whose internet porn is the in form of WebCT.
5. "your eyes bulge. your eyes bulge. your eyes bulge... caffeine."
6. someone who fantasizes about having intercourse in the daylight simulation lab.
7. "drip it, steam it, pump it...cube it, cream it, lump it...caffeine."
8. someone who is obsessed with color-coded graphs that track student progress and understanding in his blatantly confusing and poorly directed class.
9. someone who disrupts the class more by bitching about it than the student who walks in 1.5 minutes late and is ergo held in his "late student holding pen" in the back (with zero visibility to the actual class "instruction")
10. someone who can go fuck their own point system and shove it up their ass.
students at the university of houston college of architecture all strongly believe that leonard bachman is a douche bag.
by fuck you bachman April 10, 2008
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Some one who goes beyond a douche.
Hey we must be douchebags because we idolize the Jonas Brothers and think they have talent!
by jimgraves July 26, 2009
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A person with a really shitty personality and a oversized ego who thinks he's smarter than he actually is and makes a jack-ass of himself in public. They normally assume the form of a pompas (usually rich) over gelled haired pretty boy, with a retardly deep voice. Normally wears pink polo shirts with the collar turned up, pants hanging below his lack of ass, backwards white baseball cap with green lettering, and puka shells. Is often seen watching downloaded simpsons episodes on his video iPod while talking on his razor cell phone in the middle of the hall way at a local highschool.
2) The offspring of assholes and will develop into fully mature assholes when they get a job in a office.
1) all the kids in 90210

Christ what a douchebag
by weirdasswhitegirl November 12, 2008
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You know you've found one when you would rather rub Purell in your eyes than speak to him/her.
"My ex called off our engagement after I told him I would not agree to an 'open relationship'. He is such a douchebag."
by gelibean June 15, 2008
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(noun): a douchebag is a person without any sense of how to behave in social situations. He is completely unaware of himself or how others perceive him. He usually has an inflated sense of self-importance and self-worth, and tends to think he's popular when in reality, very few people actually like him. The only people who do like him are his fellow douchebags. He doesn't particularly care about other people, and he thinks that the world revolves around him. A douchebag is consistently the loudest, the drunkest and the most obnoxious guy at a party or at the bar. A douchebag thinks that a girl is obligated to sleep with him just because he buys her a drink. He will instigate fights and confrontations with anyone and for any reason. The douchebag also loves to talk about how many women he gets, when in reality, he doesn't get very many. He also loves to put other people down to make himself feel more important. The female version of the douchebag is also consistently the drunkest, the loudest and the most obnoxious girl at the party. She has no capacity of knowing when to stop drinking. A douchebag girl loves attention, and she'll do anything to get it.
"That guy just threw a beer bottle at a girl. What a douchebag!"
by Monica Nice May 15, 2008
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One who walks around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment. Scum.
Football players who continually lie about their stats, weight, strength. Meynig is a douchebag.
by Gucci Mane January 11, 2007
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a straight laced fool who hangs with his buddies from the frat house 10 years after college trying to pick up on chicks. shops at banana republic. tucks his woven shirt into his khakis and makes fun of people who don't drive nice cars.
"that douchebag is about to get his ass kicked"
by childish adult March 24, 2008
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