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A manipulative, selfish loser whose sole activities include insulting and injuring his/her friends. Girls, stay away from the male members of this species. Boys, prepare to be annoyed all the time. In general - these jerks are always right all the time and they always find a way to justify even (and espeially) the nastiest behavior possible.
Most bosses, male or female
by Justine May 18, 2004
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A douche bag is used as a form of slang meaning "idiot". A Douche bag can also be used as a bag in which dirty sanitary towels are kept.
"ANDREW SWIFT you are oficially a douche bag as you never emptied your mum's douche bag"
by acheeseface January 07, 2009
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someone who is completely thick as crap and has no meaning to life
by keir dickson April 01, 2007
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John: Man, I really disagree with some of the things George Bush is doing.
Carl: Me too. However, it is ridiculous to assume that because I dislike Bush I like Michael Moore.
John: I know, that guy is a total douchebag.
by G.E.D. May 10, 2005
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A fucking white gangsta who tries and acts black, but looks look a complete dumbass.
"He Jimmy"
"Yo homes!"
"Jimmy, your a douchebag"

P.S - Jimmy's white
by Sam March 04, 2005
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Kayne West is a douchebag
President Obama called Kanye West a douchebag
by Saharalea November 24, 2009
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A very infectious disease that affects mostly white 20 something males turning them into egocentric steroid using assholes with orange skin. Various strains of Douchebag have been Idenitfied.

1. The Frat Douche- this strain has ravaged college's across the U.S since orginating at Arizona State in the early 1990's highly contagious it turns high school seniors into full fledged douchebags rapidly after infection. Symptoms include drinking Keystone or Natty Ice beer and wearing popped collars and sunglasses even when indoors

2. The Ed Hardy douche- showed up in small numbers in 2007 but didn't explode until Jon Gosselin became infected. Sypmtoms include wearing T-shirts with a flaming tiger on them and dating two or more skanks at the same time.

3. The Statan Island Douche- The newest strain of douchebag to appear first showed up in late 2009 charcterized a very inflated ego and uncontrolled muscle spasms that result in punching of the air. Skin turns a very odd orange color muscle sized increases and hair becomes thick with grease and and is often spiked. Unlike other strains of douchebag the Statan Island appears to affect women at an alarming rate. their symptoms include wearing cheetah print clothing, large amounts of eye liner and drinking large shots of Tequllia.
If you see a douchebag infected person or you yourself are infected please Quarantine yourself and call the CDC as soon as possible.
by lolmakingfunofpeoplelol December 06, 2011
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