| 1. | Douchebag Effect | |
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Aptly describes the multiplication of Douchebags at a party your hosting. This exponential reproduction usually takes place via txt message or phone call.
Your party begins with 70 people you know and ends with 300 you don't. Things that are often broken or defaced by those caught up in the douchebag effect include but are not limited to: Broken Stairs Broken Floors Broken Fridges Broken Windows Broken Couches Broken Tables Broken Speakers Blood on the walls Towels used as Toilet Paper Walls spray painted on Windows tagged Stolen Laptops Stolen Ipods Stolen Booze The playing cards you were using to play drinking games with said douchebags in an attempt to make it somewhat enjoyable....... stolen. Beds peed on Fire hydrants broken and parts tossed onto your roof. Nathan: "Hey Tom you recognize any of these 150 people in our living room?"
Tom: "Nope." Ryan: "They stole my beer and broke our fridge." Nathan: "Friggin douchebag effect." |
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