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What you call someone when the person is completely talking out their ass.
*Jeb- Neil, you're a total douche-wagger. You have no idea what your talking about!

*Neil- **cries**
by H.W January 24, 2009
 
1.
(Do SSH-wag EHR)
A person(usually a male) who has to bring his girlfriend everywhere. <i>SEE ALSO OppoDouche
Joel : hey you wanna go out tonight
Dan : Sure let me call Steph up
Joel : No Tonights A guys night out!
Dan : WTF , I Dont wanna goto no cockfest
Dan : WHAT IS THIS ,GAYWORLD!!
Joel : YOU FUCKING DOUCHEWAGGER!!!!
by TheOneManKlan September 25, 2005