2. a person who is an waffles i.e. flip-flops about douching
2. Come on its not that big a deal lots of people douche don't be such a DoucheWaffle!
Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.
Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.
Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle.