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Noun: Injury sustained from excessive douche exposure

Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey
"I ended up talking for a half hour to some guy with too much hair gel and a screen-printed dress shirt. I have a nasty douche-bruise."

"David? Total Douchebruise."
by IDidItFirst! October 16, 2011