2. ANYONE who watched, liked, or talked about in a good way, failed hard movie Twilight
3. See definition #2
4. Any Mexican who's named Jose Paublo Miranda
5. Anyone who likes vampire movies is not a douche-bagula, unless you like Twilight
6. Anyone who doesn't use the term "Cockass"
7. All Jews :)
2. Anyone of Jew-ish descent is a douche-bagula
3. Because Jose Paublo Miranda pussies out on so many things, he is the ultimate douche-bagula
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