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1.
A T-shirt, primarily worn by douche bags, that clearly defines why the wearer is, in fact, a douche bag. These shirts mag include but are not limited to the following phrases: "free-lance vagina inspector", "im not a gyno, but ill take a look", "laugh so i can see em bounce", "smile if you arent wearing any panties.
-Did you see that guys douche-t?
-Absolutely. In a shirt like that, the only vagina he'll see he will be paying for on the internet.
by kh2507 February 23, 2011
 
2.
A fancy smancy style of potato chips. It's almost like crack, but better!
I think Patrick is munching on those douchets again.
by boilthechicken March 17, 2003