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8.
A wagon that transports Douche Bags.
Look at that douche wagon, surrounded by the douche bags.
by GraduallyNevele December 07, 2010
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9.
The Toyota Prius.
Sally didn't really give an F about the environment but bought a douche wagon to save money on gas.
by Better Than That February 13, 2011
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10.
A vehicle, usually owned by ones father, used to carry douchebags and their crew.
i.e. Hummer H2
*a Hummer H2 roars by with toolish, drunk fratboys screaming out the windows* "Hope you wrap you douchewagon around a tree!!"
by tehshadow23 May 13, 2010
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11.
A vehicle that a douchebag would drive.
Hummer2 or Hummer3 are classic douche wagons.
by blondie4auburn August 26, 2009
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12.
a cool way to insult someone
Hey that sure was a good show-SHIT DUDE, LOOK AT THAT DOUCHEWAGON WEARING A GOOD CHARLOTTE SHIRT!
by harry wang June 11, 2004
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13.
Colorful 6 foot 4 inch redneck from East Texas bearing a striking resemblence to a penis. Sports half-faded, completely out of proportion olde English lettering on his chest. Has an affinity for the bubble skunk, and enjoys front porch skeet shooting, as well as yard runs while under the influence of said narcotic.
Douche Wagon wanted to make a subtle political statement. What do you mean by "subtle political statement?" He burned a cross in the neighbor's front yard.

Douche Wagon on one of his favorite pastimes, "Hell man, dump that clutch and let the granny gear loose - watch that mud fly."
by Steebr77 December 31, 2004
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