Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.
Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.
by Bill March 15, 2004
one who (literally or figurativly) fishes for used or new douches. the true douche mongers are those who make a profession out of this, by selling the douches at a stand of some sort.
also, an insult.
Carl: I heard that he's reblocking the entire first act.
Henry: What about the second act?
Carl: He cut it.
Henry: ...What a douche monger
by Mikey Masullo April 18, 2006

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