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a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died.

the culmination of a group of douche rockets, possibly practicing douche rocketry.
well im glad to see this thread has turned into a douche canoe.
by cmz II January 07, 2008
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A term relative to that of douche bag but instead this term implies that you are in fact a canoe filled with fat old lady douche.
I couldn't believe that Jack would be such a massive douche canoe and tell my girlfriend that I was playing her.
by Steve Calakious March 03, 2010
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Someone who is such a douche, that his/her douchiness fills a small boat.
That guy cut me off! What a fucking douche canoe!
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a person or people acting stupid for no apparent reason
calling out people for no apparent reason
look at those kids bashing on that kid for driving that honda.
-yeah what a bunch of douche canoes
by G millz May 03, 2012
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Bigger than a douche bag. So big infact that you need your own lake and paddle!!!
Kevin was so stupid that he was upgraded to a douche canoe.
by phenix_247 September 09, 2009
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Canoe thats douchish

Or

A dumbass
Thats a nice douchecanoe in the water..

or

Wow jon youre a douchecanoe.
by Thatngatylerrr August 01, 2006
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A word used when usually referring to tall, white wanna-be-thugs who are failures at talking trash. They have average white names (ie. Matt, Mark ect.) They use statements such as 'That's so G.' or 'I know man!'
Bob: Hey, you know the kid down the hall with the stupid hats, saggy pants and a bad attitude?

Steve: Yeah, what about him.

Bob: He's such a douche canoe.
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