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22.
A grossly over-sized pickup truck that ordinarily would have no Earthly business outside of the military. Traditionally these are equipped with a lift kit, the most awful ugly wheels known to man (usually painted black,) over-sized tires and an extremely loud or annoying exhaust system that's completely not performance enhancing to any degree. In many cases, there are stickers of brands or interest that adorn the back window that include, but are not limited to, Browning, US Marine Corps, The Bone Collector, Dodge Ram, Monster, No Fear, Fox or Oakley. Typically driven by someone who exhibits one or more conditions that include Napoleon complex, poser syndrome, or anything that is characteristic of someone who is compensating for another shortcoming.
"While I was driving to work, this jerk in his douchecanoe almost ran me off the road. That guy is so cool."
by kish2554 March 22, 2014
 
1.
Someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag.

"Luke, you are such a douche canoe"
by Dino V. February 18, 2007
 
2.
1. Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of major douchebags. Usually a luxury SUV. Most often owned or purchased by the parents of one of the douche mcgouches inside. The group of individuals who pour out of the douche canoe can be affectionately referred to as a "shitstorm of douchebags."
If that douche canoe tries to swoop us in the Taco Bell line, I will go fisticuffs with that whole shitstorm of douchebags inside!
by MFaF September 13, 2009
 
3.
Not just your run of the mill douche. A total douche! This douche will kill you with his non stop douche baggery. Avoid the douche Canoe at all costs.
Ryan Seacrest is a total douche canoe
by Daniel: Tiger of Ra January 07, 2008
 
4.
the highest leavel of doucheny
paul has gotta be the biggest douchecanoe ever
by no-name-name October 01, 2006
 
5.
A person that is so douchey, said douchey-ness travels cross bodies of water.
Check out that douchecanoe... I bet they can see his Ed Hardy shorts from hawaii.
by donkitat November 01, 2010
 
6.
when a person is so douchey they are equal to about 50 douchebags, therefore a canoe would be needed.

It is much larger than most other forms of douches
Kyle Benger is a Douchecanoe
by wishshedidntknowanydouchecanoe November 17, 2010
 
7.
A vehicle containing or transporting two or more douchebags.
Dude, check out that Hummer over there. It's a total douche canoe.
by Skirish April 24, 2010