Steve: Yeah, what about him.
Bob: He's such a douche canoe.
1. one who is incredibly annoying, a pest
2. a foolish or stupid person, kaiser
3. an inconsiderate and selfish person
- Those guys at the party were acting like huge douche canoes!
-This low priced version is usually driven by guys who flaunt the car as a hotrod to chicks and dudes to recieve attention.
-Durives from the facts that a Douche usually drives this type of Mustang without any knowledge of car specs. And because of it's limited horsepower, is called a Canoe
Guy:(to himself) "I can't believe this retard is bragging about his Douche Canoe again."