A vehicle containing or transporting two or more douchebags.
Dude, check out that Hummer over there. It's a total douche canoe.
by Skirish April 24, 2010
A douche canoe is a more playful term for a douche bag. Can be used to name a idiotic person when they cause a situation that could be dangerous.
Will: *Hit's Tyler*
Tyler: Ow you douche canoe!
by BringerofMail December 11, 2010
A grossly over-sized pickup truck that ordinarily would have no Earthly business outside of the military. Traditionally these are equipped with a lift kit, the most awful ugly wheels known to man (usually painted black,) over-sized tires and an extremely loud or annoying exhaust system that's completely not performance enhancing to any degree. In many cases, there are stickers of brands or interest that adorn the back window that include, but are not limited to, Browning, US Marine Corps, The Bone Collector, Dodge Ram, Monster, No Fear, Fox or Oakley. Typically driven by someone who exhibits one or more conditions that include Napoleon complex, poser syndrome, or anything that is characteristic of someone who is compensating for another shortcoming.
"While I was driving to work, this jerk in his douchecanoe almost ran me off the road. That guy is so cool."
by kish2554 March 22, 2014
A person who has exceeded the levels of douche bag and is not quite douchey enough to be considered an asshole.
Guy 1: Carl is such a douche bag!
Guy 2: That's an understatement, he's a douche canoe!
by Gotham in ashes July 24, 2013
a slightly classier (but only slightly) version of a douchebag
That dude is a real douchecanoe, how can he say that?
by xxMaybexx June 06, 2013
A very stupid, annoying and mean person. Usually anonymous hate people on Tumblr, and have no life. They are silly and not needed in this world.
"Did you say you were getting anon hate on tumblr?" "Yeah, they're douche canoes."
by AceCakeEater. April 27, 2012
see Ben Mulroney; or any other D-bag.
Amplified version of original Douche Bag.
Person A: "he was wearing a pink polo with a popped collar"
Person B: "wow what a Douche Canoe!"
by awesome_s December 07, 2010
Someone who exceeds all other douche bags and dumb fucks. They play music on yahoo chat to "punish" other chatters even though they can easily ignore them. They attempt to be smart but fail every single fucking time.

They come in under multiple screen names and accidentally post the wrong thing under one screen name...then correct themselves, therefore giving both names away to the entire room. They usually have no teeth and have the mental capacity of a hamster on crack. No one likes them but in the voices tell them they are awesome.
Rick aka potluck aka nonyabiz aka i am karma aka dumbfuck who needs to fall in a hole

Rick is playing music on 6 different screen names, trying to make people tell him the definition of polyamorous (in order to appear smart) and losing a couple teeth all at the same time, hence being a douche canoe.
by Mi2chatter October 30, 2010

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