A vehicle containing or transporting two or more douchebags.
Dude, check out that Hummer over there. It's a total douche canoe.
by Skirish April 24, 2010
Someone too busy playing on their phone to pay attention to darts
Hey douche canoe! It's your turn!
by mcsdarts October 21, 2014
A douche who lives his whole life a canoe, drinking sea water and surviving on fish.
''Serhan your such a douche canoe''
by Trolling Dem Rolls April 18, 2013
1. An individual guilty of blatantly duplicitous behavior on par with or exceeding that of multitudinous douche bags.
2. A person who intentionally and maliciously destroys and disbands the life's work of a fellow colleague for no other reason than to simply be a douche.
3. A word used to describe Maktar, the evil nemesis of Orlin
4. The answer my friend, is puddings in the wind.
That douche canoe Bob, plagiarized my paper.

Of all the university's in the world, that douche canoe had to walk into mine.

Maktar, in the most debauched douche canoery, slashed Orlin's dreams to shreds.
by OrlinSupreme January 19, 2012
"Hey, look at that douche canoe over there!"
'Who? Nolan?'
by whatadouchecanoe December 30, 2011
-The term used for a standard edition Ford Mustang. (manual windows, casset player, small V6 engine)

-This low priced version is usually driven by guys who flaunt the car as a hotrod to chicks and dudes to recieve attention.

-Durives from the facts that a Douche usually drives this type of Mustang without any knowledge of car specs. And because of it's limited horsepower, is called a Canoe
Douche: "Hey guys, check out my Saweeeet ride! It has an air cleaner!" (revs engine)

Guy:(to himself) "I can't believe this retard is bragging about his Douche Canoe again."
by IceKold88 December 11, 2009
A word which will forever be used on 3 basic games Grand Theft Auto Online, Battlefield 4, Call of Duty Black Ops 2. Its meaning is simple when being a simple Douche bag isn't enough. You have to make up a new word for the amount of scrub they are.
by The Stinky Pinky November 13, 2013
A word used when usually referring to tall, white wanna-be-thugs who are failures at talking trash. They have average white names (ie. Matt, Mark ect.) They use statements such as 'That's so G.' or 'I know man!'
Bob: Hey, you know the kid down the hall with the stupid hats, saggy pants and a bad attitude?

Steve: Yeah, what about him.

Bob: He's such a douche canoe.
by Hematidrosis October 07, 2011

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