1. Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of major douchebags. Usually a luxury SUV. Most often owned or purchased by the parents of one of the douche mcgouches inside. The group of individuals who pour out of the douche canoe can be affectionately referred to as a "shitstorm of douchebags."
If that douche canoe tries to swoop us in the Taco Bell line, I will go fisticuffs with that whole shitstorm of douchebags inside!
by MFaF September 13, 2009

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Any wigger driving a four door white jeep while wearing white Oakey's
Man did you see Summers driving his jeep he is such a douche canoe!
by Xvoodoo June 08, 2015

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An individual who insists on causing the rest of the earth as much pain as possible; A chap so arrogant and twattish that they have almost no choice but to fuck you over whenever possible.
*Car drives through large puddle, drenching a child*

Child: "Pickles, what a complete Douche Canoe that old chap is!"
by FretWizard February 02, 2014

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Nolan
"Hey, look at that douche canoe over there!"
'Who? Nolan?'
by whatadouchecanoe December 30, 2011

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Someone who is comically (rather than pathetically) an undesirable associate (aka douchbag or simply douche) due to their actions or lack thereof.

The addition of the word canoe implies lightheartedness as opposed to anger/frustration without it.
Stop being such a douche canoe and help me lift this!
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Jimmy: Tommy is such a douche canoe.
Bobby: Yeah but he's our brother so we gotta deal.
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Sandy: Look at that hipster douche canoe and his goofy mustache.
Mandy: Where?
Sandy: Over there right in front of the Starbucks holding a latte and staring at his cell phone.
by TeaInTheMoment August 25, 2017

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Someone who is such a douche, that his/her douchiness fills a small boat.
That guy cut me off! What a fucking douche canoe!
by Can't find my nipples April 24, 2015

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a person or people acting stupid for no apparent reason
calling out people for no apparent reason
look at those kids bashing on that kid for driving that honda.
-yeah what a bunch of douche canoes
by G millz May 03, 2012

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Double the douchieness of a regular douche. Usually just does douchey things like being a douche. You will be a douche canoe if you have tribal tattoos or gel your hair, also if you're just a dick to people.
Jimmy is such a douche canoe.
Look at that guys tribal tattoo what a douche canoe.
Why is his profile picture of a baby, what a douche canoe.
by summercandy March 24, 2011

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