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A person that is much like a douche bag but is buried up to his neck in rotting, smelly, puss covered vagina, and is most likely to annoy almost anyone with overly douche like remarks that resemble the water and vinegar that spray out of the bag through the wand.
Man, did you hear what Bobby said to that girl trying to pick her up. What a huge douche wand!!!!
by Weslitzu June 19, 2008