the person who makes the biggest arse of themselves during a day. often based on style, appearence, or actions.
balders got screamed at by a child, he wns douche of the day
by Jaaaaaaaammmessssssssssss! January 21, 2009
Declaration of somebody acting in an idiotic and mischievous manner.
Oh, there goes James. Douche of the day!
by JamessssB January 20, 2009