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Colorful 6 foot 4 inch redneck from East Texas bearing a striking resemblence to a penis. Sports half-faded, completely out of proportion olde English lettering on his chest. Has an affinity for the bubble skunk, and enjoys front porch skeet shooting, as well as yard runs while under the influence of said narcotic. Douche Wagon wanted to make a subtle political statement. What do you mean by "subtle political statement?" He burned a cross in the neighbor's front yard.
Douche Wagon on one of his favorite pastimes, "Hell man, dump that clutch and let the granny gear loose - watch that mud fly." |
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A small four-cylinder vehicle (i.e. Honda Civic) usually painted yellow, pink, or purple and driven by a 5'5" jackass. The wagon usually has a large wing on the back, white rims, and an annoying loud muffler. Chuck felt like he was like Fast and The Furious as he rolled through Philly in his douche wagon.
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When a group of douche bags pile in the same car to go somewhere. "Dude, that douche wagon just tried to run me off of the road!"
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to enter ones penis in to a pumpkin I put the pumkin in the microwave so when I douche wagoned it it was warm in sticky just like a real goat.
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Douche Wagon- Commonly used to describe a person who has taken their douchebag triats too far and a more powerful description is needed Hey dude why is he in a stroller at the party...
He's doing it for attention...he's a total douche wagon. |
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The Toyota Prius. Sally didn't really give an F about the environment but bought a douche wagon to save money on gas.
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A wagon that transports Douche Bags. Look at that douche wagon, surrounded by the douche bags.
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A person being such a large douche the word "douche bag" does not do them justice. This, however, is not nearly as large as a douche silo. Man, he is being an extreme douche today! Like a douche wagon!
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