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2. Douche Off
When two individuals engage one another in a battle of the will, as to which person will be most polite and allow the other to enter first. Typically occurs at building doors and elevator doors, most often between complete strangers. Several studderings of the foot and mouth will procede engagement.
Ryan was engaged in a standard douche off with a complete stranger yesterday when he tried to exit the elevator.
1. douche off
To rinse, usually with fresh water.
{From a flashlight reviews website}: ...or if it falls next to the mailbox and the dog pisses on it, just take the garden hose to it or douche it off under the faucet...good as new!

Helen: Please be certain to douche off those dishes before loading them into the dishwasher.

Norm: Yesh, I douched out that cooler with the hose, so it shouldn't stink at all any more.
3. Douche Off
An combination of the words Douche-bag and Jerk-off
Brian Antczak, "Quit being such a Douche Off... Did i just say 'Douche Off?'"