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Someone who exceeds all other douche bags and dumb fucks. They play music on yahoo chat to "punish" other chatters even though they can easily ignore them. They attempt to be smart but fail every single fucking time. They come in under multiple screen names and accidentally post the wrong thing under one screen name...then correct themselves, therefore giving both names away to the entire room. They usually have no teeth and have the mental capacity of a hamster on crack. No one likes them but in the voices tell them they are awesome. Rick aka potluck aka nonyabiz aka i am karma aka dumbfuck who needs to fall in a hole
Rick is playing music on 6 different screen names, trying to make people tell him the definition of polyamorous (in order to appear smart) and losing a couple teeth all at the same time, hence being a douche canoe. |
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Someone who exceedes the limits of being a normal douche or douche bag.
"Luke, you are such a douche canoe"
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1. Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of major douchebags. Usually a luxury SUV. Most often owned or purchased by the parents of one of the douche mcgouches inside. The group of individuals who pour out of the douche canoe can be affectionately referred to as a "shitstorm of douchebags." If that douche canoe tries to swoop us in the Taco Bell line, I will go fisticuffs with that whole shitstorm of douchebags inside!
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Not just your run of the mill douche. A total douche! This douche will kill you with his non stop douche baggery. Avoid the douche Canoe at all costs. Ryan Seacrest is a total douche canoe
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A vehicle containing or transporting two or more douchebags. Dude, check out that Hummer over there. It's a total douche canoe.
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A canoe that has the capacity to contain more douche than the standard bag. No a bag could not contain all of his douche, he is indeed a douche canoe
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somebody who exceeds the regulations of normal douchebaggery, thus is a douche canoe ^ emma: whats that smell?, it smells like dick!!!
^ adam: seriously dude, ur a douche canoe |
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More than a douche. A douche times 2. Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.
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