When two lovers either of opposite sexes or bi-sexuals decide to make intercourse in a canoe and they are total douches.
Two loving douches (male and female) walk about and they decided to go and make love in a canoe. Afterwards, they called themselves douche canoes.
by JoeZii September 25, 2010
1. Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of major douchebags. Usually a luxury SUV. Most often owned or purchased by the parents of one of the douche mcgouches inside. The group of individuals who pour out of the douche canoe can be affectionately referred to as a "shitstorm of douchebags."
If that douche canoe tries to swoop us in the Taco Bell line, I will go fisticuffs with that whole shitstorm of douchebags inside!
by MFaF September 13, 2009