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1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!
This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.
by Uh... June 26, 2003