look up any word, like dirty sanchez:
 
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Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!

Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian.

Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douch bag. Both Male and Female need to douch themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douch bags that will follow in thier douch bag steps.
One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around.

However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douch bag, stop Douch'n yourself around."

Synonyms are: douche bag, kardashian bag, shit bag, turd sandwich, sack of shit, and my personal favorite half brain dead circus monkey

by petitions/no-more-kardashian on Nov 15, 2011
by petitions/no-more-kardashian November 15, 2011
 
1.
Please see Kevin Federline
You see that greasy, dirty, no-talent loser over there? The one with a filthy wifebeater who looks like he just fell out of a trailer home and thinks he can rap? That guy is a douchbag.
by BM2006 January 25, 2006
 
2.
Inevitably, it's always the next guy to date your ex-girlfriend.
"You dumped me for this?!, Where'd you dig up that Douchbag?!"
by Andy Y January 18, 2006
 
3.
Someone who can't spell douchebag
Johnny is such a douchbag for not knowing how to spell douchebag
by soak23 February 23, 2009
 
4.
Another way of telling off someone that they're a damn fool or just a plain idiot. Just another little word for when you're right infront of the teacher and you fon't wanna swear. We use "douchbag"
Yo you're acting like such a douchbag! Go home already like goosh, no one cares about you!
by Monique E. December 23, 2006
 
5.
A complete waste of space, a disgrace. A low quality of being. To pull a Brick.
That kid is such a Douch Bag for farting on the trail the whole time.
by Baldassare Cossa May 01, 2009
 
6.
individual that excessively cares about appearance or tries too hard
That Tim is such a douchbag with his pull ups
by the upstairs neighbour April 12, 2010
 
7.
the true defination referrs to a bag in which contains vaginal discharge
The girl gushed her vaginal discharge into a douchbag...
by Richard July 10, 2003