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The acknowledgement of an accusation, or a point made by someone you consider to be a douche bag. Accented E: pronounced dew/shay
Teacher: "It's no wonder that we don't communicate, when your grammar is incomprehensible." Student: "Douché." |
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(doo-SHEY) an expression used for acknowledging a telling remark or rejoinder while simultaneously acknowledging that the person who said the remark is a douche for saying it. Jim: I should've walked further to get to that restaurant.
Bob: Actually, you mean to say you should have walked "farther" to get to that restaruant. Jim: Douché. |
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A French douche bag. Pronounced doo-chay. "Hahaha you are such a punk douché Pierre."
"Vont te tuer! Arrêtez de me taquiner à cause de mon héritage français!" "Hahaha wut? See that is what I mean you are such a douché." "Est-ce là le seul mot que vous savez comment dire, connard?!" "Just shut up and eat your lunch, Pierre." |
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A variation of the well known word in pop culture "touché". While "touché" is used in popular culture and general conversation — for example, in an argument or debate — to congratulate someone on a clever response to an argument, "douché" is used when the person you're arguing with or debating thinks they made a meaningful and clever response, but they really just said something that made them sound like a douchebag and didn't bolster their position at all. You: This
Douchebag: Something else (where 'something else' just makes them sound like a douchebag) You: Ah... douché! |
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A portmanteau of "touché" and "douche." When a person delivers a clever and cutting remark in response to another person's argument, the latter may respond with "Douché!" as acknowledgment of a good yet decidedly douchey response. Dean: Where did I go wrong? How is my own brother drinking demon blood without me noticing?
Sam: Maybe if you stopped crying at every scenic road, you'd have noticed. Dean: ... Douché. |
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A term to be used in place of "touché", when an individual makes a good point but is a total asshat about it. "The Declaration of Independence was signed on July 4, 1776."
"According to Wikipedia, it was signed on August 2, 1776. Wow, I can't believe you didn't know that...." "Douché!" |
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