Double Duck

A Southern expression used to convey sympathy for someone who has experienced two consecutive misfortunes.

Ernie: Hey, I'm devastated. I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me!
Bert: Sorry, man.
Ernie: What's worse, she cheated on me with my best friend!
Bert: Double ducks...

Double Duck by James Earl XVIII January 2, 2011

double ducking 

Double ducking:

The process of avoiding two volleys of sperm launched towards the face, usually from an over eager lad.

eg

Did you jizz on her chops last night mate?

Nah! Tried twice lad, but she double ducked

Opposite of a face dribble duo it’s double ducking

double ducking by Fee__85 December 28, 2017

double my ducks 

To put more effort into something and be more successful.

Robert: Ya, so I am going to have to double my ducks in the next competition.
Anna: Too true, you wouldn't want to duck out of the competition.

double my ducks by CoolCat888 September 8, 2016

Doubledeckeranton 

Anton Kazimierz, a phenomal youtuber and bus driver, with an impeccable Steven Seagal impression. A proper wholesome Yorkshireman, this man represents the daily endeavours of all UK bus drivers and strives his absolute hardest to shine a light on the true beauty of the TFL bus system, honestly what more could you ask for ?

Person 1: Did you see Doubledeckeranton's new video ?
Person 2: No, who's that ?
Person 1: The greatest youtuber and bus driver to have ever laid foot on this earth

Doubledeckeranton by Plankingplonker69 May 1, 2019

Doubledicknigger 

When a nigger is such a dick,that calling him a dick, doesn't suffice.

Doubledicknigger Tyrone, that dildo motherfucker, has yet again broken the law!

Doubledicknigger by Fukaface! September 7, 2020

doubledicker 

v. The act of riding a motorcycle, as a man, with another man on the passenger seat behind you: "doubledicking" or "riding doubledicker" Generally regarded as gay and inexcusable among hardcore riders.

n. A dude who rides with another dude on the back of his motorcycle.

v. Oh, here comes Adam, riding doubledicker with Steve... nasty. Couldn't they have just taken the car?

n. Dave is a real doubledicker. He'll give his buddies rides before he gives girls rides.

doubledicker by fickdace October 13, 2009

Doublefuck 

Essentially twice as bad as fuck, because its a doublefuck!

Sounds real nasty if said in the right accent, New York stylee works a treat.

"Why did you drink all my cool aid? You complete Doublefuck!!!"

"That’s nice, I wine n dine you and you still wont give out, your such a Doublefuck!!!"

"Listen Doublefuck, if i wanted a cock that small, I’d have asked Bilbo Baggins".

"You cheated on me again!!, you total Doublefuck!!!"

Doublefuck by Galaxian January 4, 2009