When a man has to take a shit, taking up the toilet stall, and another man has to go so bad that, forgoing his heterosexuality, he sits on the other man's lap and takes a shit between his legs.
A dirty double deuce is when both guys have diarrhea and the first guy's dick is covered in shit after.
This guy totally took a shit in my lap while I was taking a shit.
Awwww snapdragon, you got double deuced.
Flipping someone off with two hands.
The teacher gave Bill an F on his paper, so he gave the teacher the Double Deuce.
The act of sticking up both middle fingers instead of just one, usually for added emphasis on the unspoken "fuck you" message.
In R is for Road Rage: "When one barrel just isn't enough, let loose with both arms to let them know you think they're especially big shit stabbers. An unintended side effect of the double deuce is that you will lose complete control of your car, so you'll swerve back and forth wildly for added effect."
-Maddox, The Alphabet of Manliness
When you take a crap, wipe up, and just as you walk out of the bathroom you must turn around and take another crap.
Friend: "what took you so long"
You: "I thought i was done five minutes ago, but it turned into a double deuce"
When a girl has two on the rack AND two in the back
fine ass girl walks into the room...
Ryan: damn that girl's got two on the rack and two in the back!
Lloyd & Jarel: DOUBLE DEUCES!!!!!
Phrase indicative of Stinkoman. The double deuce is his ultimate attack.
Stinkoman used the double deuce in 20X6 in his ultimate battle with the Homestar Runner.
How do you do that dance?
Twenty two ounce bottle of beer or malt liquor, See: dub deuce
I need to pound a double deuce.
Double Deuces are another way of saying 22s for a rim size. When you see, lets say a cutlass, it could be sittin on Double Deuces.
Darnell:"Yo check out them Double Deuces".
Sean:"Darnell, I had Double Deuces like them but better".