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Double Bitch, the over exaggerated way of calling or defining someone as bitch. Example 1:
man my fourth period teacher is a double bitch i can't believe i let it slid she gave me the paddle last week i swear if that shit goes down again ima say "fuck that bitch" and i am going to drop her ass ima be like boom!! then i am going to show that double bitch who's the boss. Example 2: Jim:Damn, i am so scared to talk to that fine ass girl across the room. Bob: Dude just go talk to her, why are you still standing here? Jim: because i am just scared. Bob: what?? Jim: she might reject me and make fun of me in front of everyone. Bob: Man!?!? you're acting like a pussy a fucking bitch no not even you're acting like a DOUBLE BITCH. jim then listens to bobs advice and gets rejected anyways. the end example 3: Mitch: hey steve hows life going with your girlfriend rebekah. Steve: oh it's whatever. Mitch: what are you talking about you have to be the luckiest man on the planet she's beautiful. Steve: oh her, shes just a slut you know what im sayin Mitch. Mitch: Hey man stop talking about her like that ,you should appreciate her she's a goddess Steve:hehehehehe she's just my double bitch just like what you are to me mitch. Mitch: what. mitch then gaggs, Steve: hahahahaha nuts in your mouth. and so mitch then dies from gagging on mitch nuts all that he had to do to survive his horrible death was to stop being a double bitch. |
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