man my fourth period teacher is a double bitch i can't believe i let it slid she gave me the paddle last week i swear if that shit goes down again ima say "fuck that bitch" and i am going to drop her ass ima be like boom!!
then i am going to show that double bitch who's the boss.
Jim:Damn, i am so scared to talk to that fine ass girl across the room.
Bob: Dude just go talk to her, why are you still standing here?
Jim: because i am just scared.
Jim: she might reject me and make fun of me in front of everyone.
Bob: Man!?!? you're acting like a pussy a fucking bitch no not even you're acting like a DOUBLE BITCH.
jim then listens to bobs advice and gets rejected anyways.
Mitch: hey steve hows life going with your girlfriend rebekah.
Steve: oh it's whatever.
Mitch: what are you talking about you have to be the luckiest man on the planet she's beautiful.
Steve: oh her, shes just a slut you know what im sayin Mitch.
Mitch: Hey man stop talking about her like that ,you should appreciate her she's a goddess
Steve:hehehehehe she's just my double bitch just like what you are to me mitch.
mitch then gaggs,
Steve: hahahahaha nuts in your mouth.
and so mitch then dies from gagging on mitch nuts
all that he had to do to survive his horrible death was to stop being a double bitch.