A small town in Surrey, full of white middle class wannabe chavs who think they are gangsters and sit on benches shouting lewd things at passing teenage girls. Also populated by lots of old people who like to complain about everything and anything, such as kids talking in the park, and rich obnoxious middle aged churchgoers. Everyone seems to know each other, and if you talk to someone once, they are guaranteed to be your friends cousins sister or something along those lines. It does however have a lot of pubs and a giant silver cockerel on the roundabout - and why would anyone pass up the opportunity to see a giant cock?
I went down to dorking and got spat on by a twelve year old chav whose grandma then berated me for talking too loudly in the street.