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Is a person who shows traits of AWESOMENESS and extreme KEWLNESS .
Guy- If I cut my hair I will get a girlfriend, I just know G
Girl -Your such a dork.
by truestandork March 06, 2015
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a person who is dedicated to living authentically, rather that from the ego
tara is such a dork! she just doesn't care what anyone thinks.
by taralina July 14, 2003
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A masculine being that imitates the life and/ or lifestyle of other beings; may also threaten the being who's being imitated's life and/ or lifestyle mentally, verbally, and/ or physically if that being has shown any sign that he or she has any will, want, desire, need, and/ or etc. to continue living and/ or to proceed with the lifestyle being imitated.
"Paul is such a dork, Gene..!," Sheila exclaimed. "Do you think he's still crazy about his ex- girlfriend, or the fact that his ex- girlfriend dumped him like Blackstreet baggin' it up like a trash truck.?! He's been threatening her new man with shovels and axes about their relationship, claiming "That's the way I live..!" and "LET THAT BE MEEE..!!!" I think they oughta' call downtown and get LAPD.!! What do you think?!"
by Oloj' 'Dre December 30, 2011
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Someone who is stupid and has no friends. Often confused with nerd and geek, a dork is someone who is not only stupid but is very lonely and friendless.

Don't be mean to dorks
Poor Stefan, that guy is a dork, we should be his friends
by trangset May 28, 2012
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A person that, while bathing in a bathtub, farts and then either bites at or pops the resulting bubbles. I personally first heard this definition in the early 70s.
(bathroom door opens, howl of anguish, door slams) Mister, your wife's a DORK! I mean an ACTUAL DORK!
by Anonymus Bosch April 04, 2006
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Someone who wastes vast amounts of time explaining the subtle (and irrelevant) differences between dork, geek, nerd, and anything else they have been labeled so they can feel slightly better about themselves.
This page is FULL of dorks.
by Garm Bel Iblis March 16, 2006
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While driving to the airport today with my 70 year old uncle, he made me aware that back in his day, dork meant penis, but has since been replaced by the word dick.

So if some super old guy calls you a dork, its not as harmless of an insult as you think.
80 year old guy, "all of the kids these days that play flag football instead of tackle football are dorks."

Kid, "Man, the old guy just called me a penis"
by Big Hankie December 21, 2013
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