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36.
the act of flipping your penis up into the waistline of your pants in order to hide an erection when you stand up.
Mike: "Dude i had a boner in class today and the teacher called me up to the board!"

Jim: "No way dude! what'd you do?"

Mike: "Gave myself a dork"
by thecoldbeerreport January 16, 2011
 
37.
This word is an acronym for disciple of a risen king, referring to Jesus.
That girl must be a d.o.r.k.; you can tell by how she lives her life.
by d.o.r.k. February 06, 2010
 
38.
A dork is someone who enjoys Sci-Fi, Midevail Fantasy, Gaming, ect, ect.
He is an excellent Gamer.... is he a dork?
by InternetGeek96 January 22, 2010
 
39.
Someone who is generally annoying and usually socially awkward,unlike nerds or geeks they are not usually very smart and tend to be lazy. they are the ones who talk loudly on strange and often uncomfortable subjects to anyone they believe to be friends with in public areas, subjects include sex,drugs,homosexuality,porn,beast-ism,and bodily fluids. this may lead anyone watching this person talk to you to automatically assume you are also a dork.They also tend to do strange things for public attention such as shave their eyebrows,die their hair a very vibrant shade of red or blue,and do other various odd things to bother people.they don't tend to have long term relationships and can tend to be on and of with skanky desperate women.they can be spotted wearing often cheap unwashed clothing and tend to lack personal hygiene,not wearing deodorant, greasy unwashed hair don't wash their hands etc.
bob:"dude what the hell is ed doing with that trash can?"

Steve:"um he said something to me about dropping his pickle jar in it and that he needed to get it out."

bob:"wtf does he need that for?"

Steve:"idk i didn't ask i just kinda wanted to get away from him, he sells like sh** and looks like he slabbed bacon grease in his hair."

bob:"yeah no sh**, why the hell is veronica dating him anyway?"

Steve:shes a skank...

bob:"man that kid is a dork."
by jar of nails and vinigar November 27, 2009
 
40.
A whale penis.
THERE SHE BLOWS!dork
by Whaleblower96 July 25, 2009
 
41.
a whales dick
a whales dork is 7 feet long (as tall as a lampost)
by poppa1345678976543 June 15, 2009
 
42.
The act of being a dork
Bob: Your a dork!
Billie: Orly? :O
by gold ftw May 14, 2009