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A person who has all the bad qualities of a nerd or a geek, but without their good qualities (solving Bessel equations for fun, programming in assembly language, writing device drivers for a toaster or making loads of money) - he just looks and acts like an idiot, has no social skills, can't get laid and has big glasses. A nerd sits behind his computer doing something that requires brains, while a dork just surfs the porn websites and chats with other dorks on some web forum. A geek or a nerd looks like a dumb ass but in fact has Mensa IQ, while a dork looks like a dumb ass because he is. A dork is, almost without exception, someone's bitch, he's unable to have sex so he usually dies a virgin, and thus seldom harms the human gene pool. Dorks sometimes try to associate with geeks and nerds and act like them, but they are sort of a joke. They also try acting as if their condition is a matter of choice, ie. they don't have sex because they are into celibacy, they are out of shape because they're too intellectual to exercise, people don't understand what they're saying because they're so smart (and not because they are unable to form coherent sentences) etc.
Here's that stupid dork again.
Hey dork, you're not too smart to play basketball, you're too dumb to throw a ball.
Beavis and Butthead are dorks.
Eric Cartman is a dork.
Peter Pettigrew (Wormtail) is a dork.
by danijel March 19, 2007
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You are the biggest dork ever.
by olil0bito August 13, 2006
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People who are sitting at their computer doing a paper that is due tomorrow at 4pm...paper
My roommate is the biggest dork...but one of the loyalist of friends and i'm gonna miss her next semester!
by LJP October 30, 2005
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people who aree often picked on by preps. dorks are much smarter than preps. they often look at preps like insignificant dumbass's.
dorks are cool.
by Joshua Tapp January 16, 2004
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A person capable of a full range of normal human social interaction but secretly harboring the desire to become a Dwarf and spend his/her life in the pursuit of the Dragon who stole his/her magical ale flaggon.
My roommates seemed totally normal until I came home from work early one day and caught them playing Dungeons & Dragons on the kitchen table. Who would have guessed they were DORKS?
by IRONSWORD1 November 24, 2004
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When certain girls say this, they actually mean that you are an amazing stud.
A.J. you are such a dork...I want you hardcore right now.
by thesweetestdude April 16, 2006
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a geek without the money, passion, intelgence, pride, and true knowledge yet still withdrawn, obessive and all the stuff geeks are tring to escape.
Jordan is a total dork, lack I not.
by andy November 18, 2003
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