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A dork is the lowest member of the social food chain. Dorks have little if any friends, and always act in bizzare manners such as purposfully acting retarded or spastic.
If someone picks their nose and eats the snots, or farts and laughs at it, the individual is truly a dork.
by The Zebu November 20, 2003
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Kevin Houle, I'm intelligent, silly, goofy yet women all want me! Don't try to fight it women...my powers are far to strong for you and can’t win! And if that doesn't work...Let me introduce you to my dog Scooter which I bought to get HOT chicks!
Kevin Houle is suck a DORK it's dam sexy!
by dorkkevin January 07, 2010
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An annoying nerd who thinks he's/she's all that but has no life.
by Speedfreak January 01, 2004
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Someone who is generally annoying and usually socially awkward,unlike nerds or geeks they are not usually very smart and tend to be lazy. they are the ones who talk loudly on strange and often uncomfortable subjects to anyone they believe to be friends with in public areas, subjects include sex,drugs,homosexuality,porn,beast-ism,and bodily fluids. this may lead anyone watching this person talk to you to automatically assume you are also a dork.They also tend to do strange things for public attention such as shave their eyebrows,die their hair a very vibrant shade of red or blue,and do other various odd things to bother people.they don't tend to have long term relationships and can tend to be on and of with skanky desperate women.they can be spotted wearing often cheap unwashed clothing and tend to lack personal hygiene,not wearing deodorant, greasy unwashed hair don't wash their hands etc.
bob:"dude what the hell is ed doing with that trash can?"

Steve:"um he said something to me about dropping his pickle jar in it and that he needed to get it out."

bob:"wtf does he need that for?"

Steve:"idk i didn't ask i just kinda wanted to get away from him, he sells like sh** and looks like he slabbed bacon grease in his hair."

bob:"yeah no sh**, why the hell is veronica dating him anyway?"

Steve:shes a skank...

bob:"man that kid is a dork."
by jar of nails and vinigar November 27, 2009
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He is such a dork.
by Booger head81 July 12, 2008
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A word only used by dorks. Used as a general insult, or sometimes as an incorrect synonym for nerd or geek
"Haha, that dork still says dork. What a dork... Why are you looking at me like that??"
by IkeM October 11, 2003
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Logan's weener is small... so he used a dork on his girlfriend.
by Linguisticator August 26, 2009
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