A person who is obsessed with their image (whether it's trying to be a nerd or a hipster) and comes off as socially awkward and violent. Pretends to be smart but is actually failing all their tests. Or pretends to be stupid, but is actually a genius except they're failing all their tests on purpose. If not in school, they are probably pretending to have a job and a band and a life but are actually living in their parents' house and surviving off of thai food and crappy video games from the 90s. Basically, somebody who is trying to be something they're not and are socially excluded because of that.
Dork 1: Hey, I got 100% on my math test! Damn it, I'm such a nerd.
Dork 2: Dude, you cheated off my paper. I'm smarter than you. You can see from my glasses.
Dork 1: But they don't have any lenses.
Dork 2: How about a game of Viva Piñata?
#dork #geek #hipster #wannabe #video games #momma's boy
by intellectuals read vogue March 30, 2009
someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles!
your a dork!
#d #dorky #dork #nerd #deweeb
by xquizitblue March 14, 2009
1: A loser,nerd,geek.
2: A penis head.
Dick cheny is such a Dork!
#penis #dork #dick #bush #dildo
by mec567 January 07, 2009
No longer the definition for whale penis. It is now Anthony Hunter.
Anthony is such a DORK!
#whale #penis #boy #dude #hunter
by seung li August 28, 2008
1.the people tht took the time to write all of the definitions before me.
2. people that really care about spelling outside of school.
3. the kid who nevver abbreviates in a text message.
1. The other people are such dorks for writing so many definitions.

2.That kid correcting the spelling in that graffeti is such a dork.

3. talk to you later instead of ttyl
#whale penis #dumbass #dumb #mentally challenged #unintelligant
by ThatOneManInTheCorner2 August 28, 2008
Dork is known as a whale penis, but has been adapted to mean that someone has a larger than average penis
Man...Terri said i wore her out! I thought she said she rode dorks!
#dork #penis #cock #dick #jimmy
by BlaccHawk {MGM Kr3W!} July 25, 2008
Somebody who participates in anal sex and vaginal AND ear penetration all at the same time using one penis.
"Wtf man...is he dorking that chick?"
"Yeah dude. So what?"
"But how does he do that?"
"lemme show you"
*whips out cock*
"Dude, you just thrusted your cock into my ass man, I want an explanation out of this at least..."
"hehehe"
#anal #sex #penis #dork #silly #twat #ned #vaginal #vagina #mum #dad #south park #homer sexy #borat #sexy #time #nerd #geek #loser #swot #study #learn
by Christostorous IV March 12, 2007
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