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A person who makes jokes that noone laughs at but them.
That Australian guy Adam who put too much sunscreen on his face looked like a fucken dork.
by Jim November 26, 2002
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"that guy is a Dork"
by cuban_chik May 06, 2005
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Along with other things,a dork is not always someone who is intelligent.Dorks can be,and many times are,quite stupid.Their fashion sense is usually not something to be proud of,they do stupid things to get people like them.Dorks may or may not be cute and may not always provide good company.They may also develop strange,nearly-obsessive interest in mundane things but usually not to the extent that nerds and geeks do.Under no circumstances whatsoever is this word to be confused with nerd or geekThis word is not usually used as a compliment,although it has been found that most dorks are generally good of heart.
Basically,in highschool they're not the popular kids.They're not even the ok-sort of kids.
I can't believe he likes those,my brother is such a dork!
You can be such a dork,you know that?
I used to know a girl who was a big dork.Felt sorry for her sometimes.
I think dorks are...cute.Well,I do!
by F.A January 08, 2006
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A person who does not know how to open doors and is a little slow in the head
by monkeyxo5 April 17, 2005
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Another name for somebody named Philip.
Person: this is Philip, but everbody just calls him dork.
by miss rock your socks October 16, 2010
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A person who has all the bad qualities of a nerd or a geek, but without their good qualities (solving Bessel equations for fun, programming in assembly language, writing device drivers for a toaster or making loads of money) - he just looks and acts like an idiot, has no social skills, can't get laid and has big glasses. A nerd sits behind his computer doing something that requires brains, while a dork just surfs the porn websites and chats with other dorks on some web forum. A geek or a nerd looks like a dumb ass but in fact has Mensa IQ, while a dork looks like a dumb ass because he is. A dork is, almost without exception, someone's bitch, he's unable to have sex so he usually dies a virgin, and thus seldom harms the human gene pool. Dorks sometimes try to associate with geeks and nerds and act like them, but they are sort of a joke. They also try acting as if their condition is a matter of choice, ie. they don't have sex because they are into celibacy, they are out of shape because they're too intellectual to exercise, people don't understand what they're saying because they're so smart (and not because they are unable to form coherent sentences) etc.
Here's that stupid dork again.
Hey dork, you're not too smart to play basketball, you're too dumb to throw a ball.
Beavis and Butthead are dorks.
Eric Cartman is a dork.
Peter Pettigrew (Wormtail) is a dork.
by danijel March 19, 2007
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He's a right dork
by Swiner February 13, 2009
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