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78.
Dork is known as a whale penis, but has been adapted to mean that someone has a larger than average penis
Man...Terri said i wore her out! I thought she said she rode dorks!
by BlaccHawk {MGM Kr3W!} July 25, 2008
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Dork
1. The word dork to a girl is a guy who is slighty nerdy and geeky, though they are also adorable and some what charming and cute. Being a dork doesn't mean your uncool, though just not popular.

2. The word dork(ette) to a guy is a guy/girl who is clumsy and uncordinated. Also who might be slightly nerdy, though not entirely or they might be a loser.

3. In general a dork(ette) is one who isn't afraid of what people think about them.
1. Ginger: Hey Laura, look it's that new kid David.
Laura: He's not hot, though he is kinda cute and nice.
Ginger: I talked to him in Math Class, he's kind of a dork.

2. David: Josh, what do you think about Kirsten?
Josh: She's a 5, I heard she sucked at soccer tryouts.
David: She's really smart, and I think she's cute even
if she's a dorkette.

3. Brandy: I can't believe Andy mooned Ms. Jones and the whole student body in the school pakinglot.
Sabrina: Well he is a dork, of course he doesn't care what he does.
by Kenge August 04, 2007
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80.
Somebody who participates in anal sex and vaginal AND ear penetration all at the same time using one penis.
"Wtf man...is he dorking that chick?"
"Yeah dude. So what?"
"But how does he do that?"
"lemme show you"
*whips out cock*
"Dude, you just thrusted your cock into my ass man, I want an explanation out of this at least..."
"hehehe"
by Christostorous IV March 12, 2007
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81.
Person that isn't necessarily smarter than most people, but is abnormally bad at sports and social interaction. The state of being a dork may very well be part of the individual's personality, or just a temporary lapsus.
He can't play football, he's such a dork.

That girl just dropped her book on my foot, what a dork.
by FGG October 19, 2006
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82.
Along with other things,a dork is not always someone who is intelligent.Dorks can be,and many times are,quite stupid.Their fashion sense is usually not something to be proud of,they do stupid things to get people like them.Dorks may or may not be cute and may not always provide good company.They may also develop strange,nearly-obsessive interest in mundane things but usually not to the extent that nerds and geeks do.Under no circumstances whatsoever is this word to be confused with nerd or geekThis word is not usually used as a compliment,although it has been found that most dorks are generally good of heart.
Basically,in highschool they're not the popular kids.They're not even the ok-sort of kids.
I can't believe he likes those,my brother is such a dork!
You can be such a dork,you know that?
I used to know a girl who was a big dork.Felt sorry for her sometimes.
I think dorks are...cute.Well,I do!
by F.A January 08, 2006
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83.
Someone that, no matter how many disses they get from people in this room making definitions of them, are actually getting more chicks then everyone these days. And let's face it people, we're all dorks inside. We all want to be ourselves but we can't. But it seems like we don't even know what to consider a dork nowadays. So let's just call all the losers nerds or geeks...or better yet losers.
Jock #1: Dude, we can't let those dork fags take our girls. It's like a freaking dork revolution!

Jock #2: I know man. We can't let them. So let's just continue to get other chicks who are hotter and make them jealous.

Cool Jock: Like who else? All the actually hot and cool chicks are gone. I mean, their's always a couple of really hot chicks but they're all sluts/ dumbasses/ so not fun...

Random Faggish kid whose popular because of a corrupted society: Fuck that shit dude...i just wanna get wasted again

Cool Jock: You do that....I'm gonna go hang out with some of those dudes.

All the jocks: But they're like....

Cool Jock: Cool and not corrupted and really dumbasses like most of us? I know. Later.
by Xtreme Chri$$ March 31, 2005
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A person who makes jokes that noone laughs at but them.
That Australian guy Adam who put too much sunscreen on his face looked like a fucken dork.
by Jim November 26, 2002
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