a whales dick
a whales dork is 7 feet long (as tall as a lampost)
by poppa1345678976543 June 15, 2009
Someone who uses a mallard call.
Matt is such a dork.
by tunerrrrr April 05, 2009
Desire
On
Renovating
Kreativity.

D.O.R.K was created by a young man, on January 18,2009. It is a clothing line that has people around the region of P.A. talking. He is very well known in the city of Coatesville,PA.

D.O.R.K was created by a young man, on January 18,2009. It is a clothing line that has people around the region of P.A. talking. He is very well known in the city of Coatesville,PA.
by Joseph( J-Smoove) Peoples April 04, 2009
A person of little intelligence, with knowledge of an abstract field. Comes off as useless, or rediculous.

Not to be confused with a Geek, which is a Person of intelligence pertaining to a specific field; Generally obsessive to the point that they have a serious deficiency of social skills or understanding.

Also not to be confused with Nerd, which is a combination of the two, and is out-dated.
Nobody cares what color legolas's panties are, dork.

I can't believe that geek would rather stay home and design software for extra credit than come out and have a drink with us.
by Skrewbox April 03, 2009
A person who is obsessed with their image (whether it's trying to be a nerd or a hipster) and comes off as socially awkward and violent. Pretends to be smart but is actually failing all their tests. Or pretends to be stupid, but is actually a genius except they're failing all their tests on purpose. If not in school, they are probably pretending to have a job and a band and a life but are actually living in their parents' house and surviving off of thai food and crappy video games from the 90s. Basically, somebody who is trying to be something they're not and are socially excluded because of that.
Dork 1: Hey, I got 100% on my math test! Damn it, I'm such a nerd.
Dork 2: Dude, you cheated off my paper. I'm smarter than you. You can see from my glasses.
Dork 1: But they don't have any lenses.
Dork 2: How about a game of Viva Piñata?
by intellectuals read vogue March 30, 2009
someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles!
your a dork!
by xquizitblue March 14, 2009
1: A loser,nerd,geek.
2: A penis head.
Dick cheny is such a Dork!
by mec567 January 07, 2009

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