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A masculine being that imitates the life and/ or lifestyle of other beings; may also threaten the being who's being imitated's life and/ or lifestyle mentally, verbally, and/ or physically if that being has shown any sign that he or she has any will, want, desire, need, and/ or etc. to continue living and/ or to proceed with the lifestyle being imitated.
"Paul is such a dork, Gene..!," Sheila exclaimed. "Do you think he's still crazy about his ex- girlfriend, or the fact that his ex- girlfriend dumped him like Blackstreet baggin' it up like a trash truck.?! He's been threatening her new man with shovels and axes about their relationship, claiming "That's the way I live..!" and "LET THAT BE MEEE..!!!" I think they oughta' call downtown and get LAPD.!! What do you think?!"
by Oloj' 'Dre December 30, 2011
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1.
Someone who has odd interests, and is often silly at times. A dork is also someone who can be themselves and not care what anyone thinks.
You are such a dork.
by Blah November 19, 2003
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2.
Someone who sits around, writing the 500th definition for a word in the Urban Dictionary, as if anyone will ever read them all.
I'm such a dork for writing this.
by rfxvfghtjnjrm June 02, 2005
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3.
(n)a whale penis
The blue whale has the biggest dork on earth
by anonymous February 14, 2003
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4.
someone who does things that are kinda silly and not neccessarily cool but always cute
He's such a dork. I love dorks.
by Kendra January 31, 2004
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5.
If a girl calls a guy dork she thinks your cute. If a guy calls another guy a dork he thinks your a loser.
guy: *harmless comment*
girl: "is that a fat joke?!"
guy: 'WHAT?! NO!"
girl: "Im kidding!; your a dork"
by thatexplainsEVERYTHING November 10, 2012
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6.
Literally the coolest type of people in the world. Everyone is a dork in some way or another.
Jocks are just sport dorks.
by YTDORK July 27, 2013
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7.
1. Whale penis

2. Either people who play MMO's, or people who wear thick-rimmed glasses
1. You are such dorks/You are such whale penises

2. George Fisher of Cannibal Corpse
by Xtreme2252 September 15, 2009
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