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Someone who is generally annoying and usually socially awkward,unlike nerds or geeks they are not usually very smart and tend to be lazy. they are the ones who talk loudly on strange and often uncomfortable subjects to anyone they believe to be friends with in public areas, subjects include sex,drugs,homosexuality,porn,beast-ism,and bodily fluids. this may lead anyone watching this person talk to you to automatically assume you are also a dork.They also tend to do strange things for public attention such as shave their eyebrows,die their hair a very vibrant shade of red or blue,and do other various odd things to bother people.they don't tend to have long term relationships and can tend to be on and of with skanky desperate women.they can be spotted wearing often cheap unwashed clothing and tend to lack personal hygiene,not wearing deodorant, greasy unwashed hair don't wash their hands etc.
bob:"dude what the hell is ed doing with that trash can?"

Steve:"um he said something to me about dropping his pickle jar in it and that he needed to get it out."

bob:"wtf does he need that for?"

Steve:"idk i didn't ask i just kinda wanted to get away from him, he sells like sh** and looks like he slabbed bacon grease in his hair."

bob:"yeah no sh**, why the hell is veronica dating him anyway?"

Steve:shes a skank...

bob:"man that kid is a dork."
by jar of nails and vinigar November 27, 2009
 
1.
Someone who has odd interests, and is often silly at times. A dork is also someone who can be themselves and not care what anyone thinks.
You are such a dork.
by Blah November 19, 2003
 
2.
Someone who sits around, writing the 500th definition for a word in the Urban Dictionary, as if anyone will ever read them all.
I'm such a dork for writing this.
by rfxvfghtjnjrm June 02, 2005
 
3.
(n)a whale penis
The blue whale has the biggest dork on earth
by Anonymous February 14, 2003
 
4.
someone who does things that are kinda silly and not neccessarily cool but always cute
He's such a dork. I love dorks.
by Kendra January 31, 2004
 
5.
If a girl calls a guy dork she thinks your cute. If a guy calls another guy a dork he thinks your a loser.
guy: *harmless comment*
girl: "is that a fat joke?!"
guy: 'WHAT?! NO!"
girl: "Im kidding!; your a dork"
by thatexplainsEVERYTHING November 10, 2012
 
6.
Literally the coolest type of people in the world. Everyone is a dork in some way or another.
Jocks are just sport dorks.
by YTDORK July 27, 2013
 
7.
An individual who exhibit the following characteristics:
- Funny in their own way
- Has some odd personality or unique way of thinking
- Can be themselves
Examples of real-life dorks: terbear, lains, etc..
by nyumnyum November 25, 2013