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Dorito Syndrome egosurfing
2. Dorito Syndrome
The full yet unsatisfying feeling that you get after eating a family sized bag of Doritos (or your other favorite snack) as a result of extended periods of surfing the net. Sometimes this has an additional side effect of fatigue and being lethargic.
Guy #1: How's it going?

Guy #2: Oh, I don't feel so good. I can't believe I ate the WHOLE bag of chips and drank the entire 2-liter bottle of soda! Now I have the Dorito syndrome.

Guy #1: How did you let that happen?

Guy#2: Well you see, I got wrapped up in this heated chat room discussion and then an hour later the bag was empty!
1. Dorito syndrome
The feeling of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content.
After 3 hours of egosurfing I have a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome
by Mudit Jan 31, 2005 share this
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