A Doozer is a cross between a dork and a looser. This word started from two teenage girls messing with words, and now their entire school says it. Though it should be spelled Dooser, since it is a slang term it's not.
"Renee you are such a doozer!"
Little green people that where helmets and build towers out of radishes.
Why do you suppose doozers build the buildings doozers build?
A person or persons (taking the plural form, doozers), who lacks physical or mental prowess. A homunculus.
Person 1: "Bro do you see that doozer over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, lol. Does he even lift?"
Person 1: "Did you do that math homework bro?"
Person 2: "No man, sorry."
Person 1: "Oh shit man, neither did I. Let's go cop it off of Lawrence."
Person 2: "Hey Lawrence, neither of us did out math H to the Wizzle. Can we cop it, yo?"
Lawrence: "Haha neither of you did your math homework? Y'all's a bunch of doozers! I lol in your general direction."
A Doozer is a nickname given to a man that has sex with a lot of women. the word Doozer can also be a way to ask a friend if you had sex with her.
what a Doozer
or hey bro did you Doozer last night?
a device used for defrauding vending machines. a dollar bill or other small denomination bill and two pieces of clear packing tape about 10" long are required. the doozer is assembled by creating a dollar bill with a tape "handle" such that the doozer can be fed into a vending machine and then removed by quickly pulling the doozer back through the rollers. if done properly the machine credits the user for inserting the bill and the user now gets a free snack and change from the $1.
"yo, let's go down to the student center and use the doozer to get free cheetos"
n. An impressively large shit
. Usually one where the subject's legs fall alseep from sitting on the toilet
for too long. There must be atleast three courtesy flush
es performed before a doozer can be official. Taking a picture with your cell phone of the doozer and sending it to your friends is optional. A doozer should be graded by any who witness it.
Yo, Booth man, I just dropped a nasty doozer. Come take a whif of this.
A person that not only lives but aspires to live the main stream life. This includes a boring job done without passion, 2.4 children, an SUV and a house in the burbs. They just go along living out their lives as a backdrop to history and a study in the mundane. Originally coined from the industrious characters from Fraggle Rock that just went about their business mostly oblivious to the goings on around them.
She used to have a passion for science and she was going to change the world but somewhere along the way she got tired and turned into a doozer.
I used to bust my hump to get ahead but I decided to take the path of the doozer.
A slang for vagina
. Originated in Palm Valley Florida.
Man, she's got one gross doozer.