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noun. The act of ingesting a doorknob anally and getting the attention of another person in order to make them attempt to open the door from the other side.
Katie-"Mom help me!"
Mom-*Twists doorknob violently*
Katie-*Shaking* "Nevermind... That was a crazy doorknob rodeo."
by conflicttheband November 14, 2010

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