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1. Dookienaise
the sticky residue left behind when you white your buttocks poorly. Thinks ass mayo.

Also the residue that can occur if swamp ass is not dealt with in a timely manner. (see def of Swamp Ass)
Man I had swamp ass all day and now my butt crack is filled with dookienaise.
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